Stories

Being correct and stopping only one time is the best
by Ceruleanlotus

There are two essential components to a good lesson - free fruit and speech given by the teacher
by Ceruleanlotus

The snout in the rain is snow
by Ceruleanlotus

When someone puts their words onto paper for a person, it is a letter.
by Ceruleanlotus

My <boss> wants to sell our PRODUCTs inside the stadium, but at the GATE we're told it's [ban]ned, so we *scoop* them up and return to the truck.
by vms5q

I can’t al[low] you to eat with that <old> SPOON. I've used it to *scoop* up EARTH.
by vms5q

John [re]minds us that we don't want EIGHT <hot> FIRE balls hitting the EARTH.
by vms5q

I [wan]t to play this game with nine balls (pills). Are you up for it?
by vms5q

<[AH]>, at last the high-speed rail's OPENing and CAN take us into TOWN!
by vms5q

Laura's on a <MISSION> in [Chi]na - WORKing on a book about regional <differENCE>s in LAMB [cho]ps. She asks John to tell her if he finds it lacking.
by vms5q

Every person loves this pud[gy n'] soft cow and puts down money for this item.
by vms5q

At the auction, Megan tell the person [who an]nounces that she'll put down $1K in <exchange> for the BRILLIANT ring on the model's HAND.
by vms5q