Stories

To obtain things step by step is the only proper way to get anywhere in life.
by rollredcat

The correct way to make money in the sheep business is to gather wool, one inch at a time.
by rollredcat

In my home, the only pig under my roof is bacon.
by rollredcat

The elephant man did not actually resemble an elephant.
by rollredcat

The wide promotional lottery check became cash to pay for a new million-dollar residence.
by rollredcat

An inch of a person is a lower price to pay than a pound of flesh. --- see 'The Merchant of Venice' ---
by rollredcat

Decaying human flesh always fills the zombie residence with rotten smells.
by rollredcat

My magic bean plant is growing through one opening within the weeds.
by rollredcat

A small cover over a hanged person often keeps the body safe from vultures.
by rollredcat

I don't like to use my other knife, the one with the blood-encrusted handle.
by rollredcat

In India, cows are special animals that are treated like walking temples.
by rollredcat

He urged his foot forward.
by CharacterPop