Stories

Here is a wall full of hieroglyphs. It says: "To summon the divine creature, you must put the knife into the opening."
by Yibai

Charlie opens the door to the office and sees the corpse. He's been framed! I need someone to adjudicate this he thinks.
by vms5q

Gee, that's strange, I didn't order a new roof, thought John, reading his mail.
by vms5q

I shan't leave the error in the booklet, says Laura. She picks up a knife and cuts it out. The only way she could delete at this point.
by vms5q

It's in the booklet, says John of his thesis. I set the pipettes in the rack.
by vms5q

The butterflies are beautiful, although keep your mouth closed. You don't want one flying into your mouth.
by tuzi80

I need another knife, I refuse to do anything with this rusty one.
by tuzi80

The dinning hall at the thong factory was so well known for serving workers delicious Pad Thai, that it franchised locations.
by tuzi80

All members of fight club meat up every month to have a face off.
by tuzi80

Yu2's vehicle always "loses" that it's difficult calling it a sports car, we needs to "shu1" him away next time
by Strawberry

Moreover, I've got too much grain stacked up, so I'll need to rent some labor to haul it.
by tuzi80

(taps mic) thanks every body for attending my precision shooting show.
by tuzi80