Stories

CUOOOOOO damn I made a mistake and the money was formerly for my wife but I spent it all!
by JakieBrock

it's so close it's TIANgabile (tangible) I will make 1,000 openings for such sweetness
by JakieBrock

I SUOrta (sorta) think wherever you find and axe and a door is a place on the map
by JakieBrock

my PApa is white....
by JakieBrock

I LAughed when my friend bit that pungently spicy bundle of rice
by JakieBrock

I walk into the wide hall and body TINGles when I listen
by JakieBrock

when I die please ChANt again then bury me with food so I can dine
by JakieBrock

The sun abruptly left yesterday
by JakieBrock

Even a ding DONG can understand how heavy my heart is as I sit in the grass
by JakieBrock

My heart decides KUAIte (quite) quickly
by JakieBrock

FUmes were so rotten I had to give a wide birth to the person and inch around to avoid the meat
by JakieBrock

When I make DOUgh, i can use beans I find in openings among the weeds
by JakieBrock